i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]
watch how quickly men hate lesbians when they exist outside of their porn fantasies
Okay, fellow white people. We need to talk.
Let me tell you a story: I was an angry punk teenager. Not violent, but I did a shitton of…
…muahahaha I have your ears
I do not care for Caesar I just wanted your ears
I come for your ears, not to praise Caesar
|—||my sister’s rendition of Mark Antony’s speech (via eighttwotwopointthreethree)|
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
Me last night: where the fuc is brenddaaaaaaaa
Brenda a few minutes ago: alo
Me now: !!!!!!!!
nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."